Anyway, he says he needs to get his affairs in order.
And fast.
So I sat down in the black chair, high back, which still needs to be adjusted because carpal tunnel, ergonomics, procrastination, and started taking notes on Post-its again because I'm out of legal pads.
"What do you want it to say?"
"The usual. And I want to be cremated. Stuff me into pellets and shoot me out of one of their torture tech contraptions, some goddamn drone or something. I want my ashes to rain down so thickly on Los Angeles people have to turn on their windshield wipers to clear it."
Photo: Los Angeles Half Hour Before Sunset (Thomas Pintaric) |